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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

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Joey dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for his last dance on Dancing With The Stars. (Photo by Bristol Palin).

HOLLYWOOD - Three couples found themselves in jeopardy in week three of the hit dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars.

Season number one champion and General Hospital star Kelly Monaco just missed being in the Bottom Two.

And so that left former 'NSYNC singer Joey Fatone and his partner Kym Johnson and season 5 winner Indy race car champion Helio Castroneves and his pro partner Chelsie Hightower.

Last year's runner up Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins performed with Placido Domingo. They sang a medley of Petula Clark hits while Bruno Tonioli danced with Carrie Ann Inaba.

There was a bit of concern during the dance when Bruno did the splits and found that he could not get up. Luckily for him host Tom Bergeron and Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough helped get Bruno back on his feet.

He was treated backstage and the attending physician said that the crotch cast should come off in 5 to 9 days.

After Bergeron announced that Joey was the one that had been eliminated Helio, who hails from Brazil, jumped up and started hollering out a bunch of words in Portuguese.

One of the DWTS cameramen, who speaks fluent Norwegian, said that he thinks that Helio was yelling out thanks to Amazonia the patron saint of the Brazilian Rain Forest.

POSTSCRIPT: Joey Fatone was asked what he is going to do now that he has been eliminated. He laughed and said that he was going to head straight to The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood and drink a bunch of beer.

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