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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

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The Terra Cotta Tuna Hotel is shown in the left center of the photo. (Snapshot by Gary Busey).

LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian Leatherwood, who just happens to be the only gynecologist in Garlic Grove, Massachusetts.

Hudgens, who is 23, portrays his girlfriend Lola Wineweather, hostess at The Silly Sardine Seafood Diner.

Hoopla Diddly with TV ClickerWorld pointed out that The Zombie Chronicles is a bit like The Vampire Diaries but with lots more hypnotizing potion scenes, obligatory hoodoo magic, macabre cast spellings, quintessential ghoul and goblin groping, and sensuously sinister sexual overtures.

Miss Diddly also focused on the fact that the show has vast amounts of adult witchcraft, mystical bumps in the night, and haunted houses that are geared more for adults in the 20 to 40 age range.

When Diddly spoke to the two main stars she asked Zac what he liked best about working with Vanessa. He smiled, as he took a drink from his 16-ounce bottle of Coke Zero and replied that it is getting to look at her gorgeous smile every morning.

He then coyly added that there were two or three other things about her but said that he would keep those to himself.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Miss Diddly asked Zac if she could guess. He answered that she could. And darn if Diddly didn't hit the nail on the head.]

The TV ClickerWorld reporter then asked Vanessa what she liked most about working on The Zombie Chronicles. She thought for a moment, giggled and said that she loved the catering truck.

She said that it has the best Coney Island style venison bagels that she has ever tasted. She then quipped that the sweet and sour French fries are absolutely delicious.

Vanessa commented that she loves getting to work with Gary Busey and Michelle Pfeiffer. Busey portrays Garlic Grove's nefariously diabolical Mayor Ichabod McMoon.

And Michelle Pfeiffer stars as Willow Zephyr, Mayor McMoon's sensuously attractive, raging hormoned love interest and owner of The Terra Cotta Tuna Hotel.

Hudgens said that Busey keeps them in stitches with his 400 or so Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin jokes.

Michelle on the other hand is some fantastic eye-candy and thoroughly enjoys all of the constant ogling that she receives from the male actors, crew members, and movie executives.

SIDENOTE: The Zombie Chronicles is now seen in 17 countries including Italy, where it has just replaced the previously rated number one show, Chit Chatting With The Pope.

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