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Monday, 1 October 2012

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A technician installing some software in the TF-13001 Computer. (Photo by Fushiko Takayaka).

OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future.

The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of taking in millions of pages of information, evaluating it, and making predictions within 12 minutes.

Mr. Takayaka has stated that during the initial testing he submitted 17 pages of information on Hollywood reality show celebrity Kim Kardashian.

He asked the FT-13001, if Kim will ever lose weight in what is regarded by many as the most famous derriere in the entire civilized world.

Takayaka said that he received a three word answer "No way Fushiko."

He then asked if Kim would ever marry current boyfriend Kanye West. The FT-13001, provided an answer in 37 seconds.

It surprisingly stated that Kim Kardashian will marry and divorce Kanye West, Tom Cruise, Kobe Bryant, and Gary Busey.

SIDENOTE: Fushiko Takayaka says that he hopes to have the FT-13001 in Best Buy Electronic Stores by early December.

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