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Sunday, 30 September 2012

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Miley gave a strand of her hair to Vice-President Joe Biden. (Photo courtesy of FuFi Fondue).

El SEGUNDO - The star of The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth, 22, has let it be known that he is getting sick and tired of his fianceé Miley Cyrus, 19, carrying on as if she is a 16-year-old school girl.

Hemsworth told Hollywood Innuendo that if Miley does not start acting her age he is going to dump her quicker than Christina Aguilera can swallow a packet of M&M's.

He stated that he has gotten fed up with Miley constantly tweeting every little damn thing she does to her millions and millions of Twitter followers.

Liam said that last week she told everyone that she was going to take a shower. Then she said that she was going to make a peanut butter and sardine sandwich. And then she wrote that she was going to be taking a break from playing Words With Friends so that she could go pee.

Hemsworth says that ever since she chopped off all of her hair she has suddenly reverted back to acting like a high school girl.

He added that sometimes late at night she will suddenly jump out of bed, grab some pom poms, and start doing some high school cheerleader cheers "Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar. All for the Longhorns stand up and holler."

When Miley was asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickler what she thinks about Liam's claim of her acting very immature she giggled, put down her Barbie Doll, and said that Liam is just feeling the stress of being engaged to one of America's greatest young singers.

SIDENOTE: The word on the streets of Tinsel Town is that Russell Brand has stated that if Liam dumps Miley he will jump on her quicker than Chaz Bono jumping on a chocolate football.

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