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Sunday, 30 September 2012

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Britney shown performing this past summer at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana. (Photo taken by Ke$ha).

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears recently stated that she is having a marvelous time being a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor.

The 30-year-old says that at first she thought that it was going to be hard for her to say no to singing contestants but after talking to Simon "The Royal Dude of Rude" Cowell she learned how to put her personal feelings aside.

She explained that Cowell simply told her to pretend that she will only be allowed to let three contestants go through during the entire show and rejection will come as easy as a dolphin swimming at SeaWorld.

Spears was recently interviewed by Tittle Tattle Tonight and asked how much she was being paid to be an X-Factor judge. At first Britney hesitated to say but then revealed that Simon generously agreed to pay her $15 million.

She blushed and quickly added that contrary to what the supermarket tabloids Say What? and Just Saying are saying she did not have to promise Simon that she would go to his Hollywood Hills mansion twice a month and participate in some extensive vo-di-oh-doe-ing, or doing the horizontal bop as they refer it in Detroit.

Britney was asked by 3T's Kiowa Kettle about the rumor that she has developed a sudden craving for hot dogs. She smiled as she took a sip of her Diet Pepsi and said that she has no idea where the craving came from but for the past two weeks she has been eating a total of 15 hot dogs on a daily basis.

When asked if she has had any side affects she merely grinned and said that she has suddenly taken a great liking to baseball and has attended two Los Angeles Dodgers games this year.

Britney giggled as she confessed that she has even gotten fellow judge Demi Lovato eating hot dogs but was quick to note that Demi only eats six a day.

In Cruise News. Tom Cruise has stated that the rumor that he has asked Cameron Diaz to marry him are not true. He pointed out that he has just barely gotten to second base.

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