LOS ANGELES - Mystic Falls will soon be getting a visitor who is one of the most recognized persons in the world.
The producer of The Vampire Diaries Manolo Middlezuck has verified that Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge has in fact been signed to appear in an upcoming episode.
Middleton will be portraying Leluna Moonfrazzle who comes to Mystic Falls, Virginia, in search of her cousin Kalia Zyntonweather, who left her secretarial job in Baltimore to pursue a career in singing.
Why exactly Zyntonweather chose Mystic Falls to journey to for her music career is quite the mystery, unless it's because she heard that noted 60's music icon Bob Dylan has a nephew who works at a local Chinese food restaurant.
Middlezuck noted that he will be adding two extra security guards to make sure that no one tries to take any topless photos of Kate during her topless forest scene in which she has a intimate rendezvous with Stefan Salvatore played by Paul Wesley.
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder as Elena Gilbert and Damon Somerhalder meet Leluna and invite her to go with them to the town's Annual Halloween Hoe Down Dance and Mini-Pumpkin Bob.
SIDENOTE: Kate has stated that she will be donating her entire salary to her husband William's grandmother Queen Elizabeth in hopes of getting her to settle down a bit about all of the ruckus and hoopla that has been going on due to Kate's topless photos.