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Sunday, 30 September 2012

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Kirstie says that since she is quite overweight she only buys clothes that stretch like hell. (Photo by David Crosby).

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley took a break from her strenuous workout with Dancing With The Stars partner Maksim "The Mad Russian" Chmerkovskiy to talk with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole.

Alley remarked that this time around on DWTS she is trying to take it a little easier and concentrate on not stepping on Maksim's feet as much as she did during her previous appearance.

The 61-year-old actress stated that Maks is a gentleman about the foot stomping but noted that twice a show representative had to rush him to a nearby clinic to get his bruised foot looked at.

Kirstie has insisted that during rehearsals she wear sneakers or even dance barefoot but Maks insists that she wear the proper shoes for the dance they are learning.

San Guacamole asked her about the reports that Lady Gaga has gained 27½ pounds in just the past month. Alley grinned as she fiddled with her expanse of hair and said that to her Lady Gaga actually looks slim.

When asked what she weighs the former star of the television sit-com Cheers replied that she is presently tipping the scales at 236.

She quickly pointed out that she knows she will lose at least 5 pounds a week during the 10 hour a day exhausting rehearsals no matter how many burgers and pizzas she eats.

In Other News. October 7, is National Build A Sand Castle Day except in cities that have no beaches such as Tulsa, Cheyenne, and Memphis

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