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Friday, 28 September 2012

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The stage microphone at the Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in West Hollywood.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree was performing his comedy routine at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club before a packed house.

After making his Nancy Pelosi - Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan joke he acknowledged that Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger were in the audience.

He asked them to come up on stage but Brown waved him off saying that he had a cramp in his right leg. Nicole simply looked down and fiddled with her plate of jalapeƱo nachos.

Zydeco continued with his act. He said that he can hardly wait for the vice-presidential debates because when Vice-President Joe "The Pit Bull" Biden gets through with Paul "The Tea Cup Chihuahua" Ryan the Eddie Munster-looking fella from CheeseLand (Wisconsin) is going to ask himself why he just didn't stay back in Wisconsin and tend to his cheese making job.

Dupree then turned his attention to Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and said that watching her dance on Dancing With The Stars is kinda like watching a rhinoceros trying to mate with a porcupine; it looks ugly and actually hurts.

Towards the end of his set Zydeco happened to notice that Chris "The Woman Hitter" leaned in towards Nicole and planted a kiss right smack dab on her luscious lips.

Several audience members captured the Kodak Moment with their cell phones. Zydeco hollered out, "Hey y'all, there be's a Motel 6, 'bout two blocks south of here."

When Rihanna found out about her ex-boyfriend kissing the singer for the Pussy Cat Dolls she exploded. A close friend said that she called Scherzinger every name in the book and angrily said that Browny is hers and if he is gonna hit someone it's gonna be her.

SIDENOTE: Chris was given a drug test in Virginia and it came back positive for marijuana, oregano, nutmeg, cilantro, and buffalo wings.

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