HOLLYWOOD - Charlize Theron, star of such movies as Snow White and The Huntsman, Reindeer Games, and The Hideously Ugly Sea Monsters of The Mediterranean has admitted to being on Cloud 9.
The beautifully alluring actress told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she has fallen in love with a man that she considers to be The Man of Her Dreams.
Theron, 37, said that the object of her fantastic, unbridled affection is Eric Stonestreet, who stars on the ABC hit sit-com Modern Family.
Stonestreet, who is 41, just won his second Emmy Award for Best Comedy Actor for his portrayal of the gay Cameron Tucker on the comedy show which has just been named as The Best Comedy Show on television.
South African-born Charlize told San Guacamole that Eric makes her smile, laugh, and glow with joyous joy all at the same time.
She noted that he loves to dress up like a circus clown and enjoys putting on a 45-minute comical routine for the neighborhood kids and the elderly residents who present him with cakes, pies, cookies, and vodka.
The gorgeous blonde actress who recently ended a nine year relationship on grounds of complacency remarked that Eric is so talented that he can actually recite knock-knock jokes in 17 languages including Mandarin Chinese, Lower Zamgolan, and Chippewa.
When San Guacamole reached Stonestreet and asked him to comment on his brand new relationship with the erotically sexy Theron he was so excited that all he could manage to say was "Wowee! Zowee! I am one lucky chubby fella!"
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