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Monday, 24 September 2012

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Fergie's hair dryer which was a gift from ex-speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi. (Photo courtesy of FuFi Fondue).

SAN FRANCISCO - The Black Eyed Peas recently performed to a standing room only crowd in The Ipso Facto Coliseum.

After the performance lead singer Stacy Ann Ferguson, better known as Fergie, met backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune.

Miss Mixx asked about the recent rumors that the band was breaking up because will.i.am had allegedly stated that he wanted to take 50 percent of the band's income and let the other members divide the other 50 percent.

Fergie, 37, laughed and said that the rumor was not true and she further added that the vicious rumor had been started by one of LaLaLand's biggest practical jokers and best known dumped boy-toys Ashton "The Alley Cat" Kutcher.

The 5T reporter then asked Fergie about the rumors floating around that she was pregnant.

Fergie shook her head as she took a sip out of her Jose Cuervo Tequila bottle. She then stood up and showed that she has no baby bump whatsoever.

She did admit that lately she has been putting away the pizza's like the suckers are going out of style.

Fergie then lifted up her blouse and showed Mixx that she does in fact have a little bit of a belly but it is a pizza belly and not a baby belly.

She explained that her husband Josh Duhamel and her sometimes will rent a Red Box movie and order two pizzas and sit and watch them on their new 84-inch big screen TV.

From The Friendly Reminder Department. September 27, is National Adopt A Stray Cow Day except in Texas and Oklahoma.

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