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Wednesday, 19 September 2012

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President Bill Clinton says he never took a trip to Egypt with that woman Monica Lewinsky.

LA BREA, California - Former President Bill Clinton was having dinner at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner with George Clooney and his stunning girlfriend Stacy Keibler.

According to an employee at the diner, Clooney asked the former president what he thought about Monica Lewinsky's new book titled, My Pretty Blue Dress - The Monica Lewinsky Story.

Clinton started laughing so hard he almost knocked over Stacy's Avocado Margarita glass and George's pitcher of Dos Equis Beer.

He composed himself and took a sip of his Seven & Seven and said that he will admit that he did read the book but only out of curiosity. He then expressed that the book is nothing but science fiction.

Clooney and Keibler both smiled at each other. Clinton told them that, that woman, Monica Lewinsky certainly took a lot of liberties in writing that book.

He pointed out that in chapter six, she wrote that she and the president had traveled to Paris, France and spent six days and six nights shopping, sightseeing, and sis-boom-bah-ing.

In chapter nine he stated that Lewinsky lied through her horse teeth when she wrote "I am so lucky to have Billy as my boyfriend. For Valentine's Day he went out and bought me a dozen red roses, a big box of chocolates, and a Ford Taurus.

Clinton also pointed out that the 20 or so photos of the two standing in front of the Egyptian pyramids were definitely photoshopped.

He was quick to mention that he is allergic to sand, palm trees, and mummies.

In News From The Political World. Ron Paul has asked The View's Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to please stop referring to him as Little Bunny Foo Foo.

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