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Monday, 17 September 2012

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The Duchess's favourite tit called "Galloway"

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy.

Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, used his new Fujifilm FinePix S2 Pro digital camera to capture some new high resolution photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge's tits and pussy. He said that rather than have people such as the Dirty of Desmond or others to publish pages and pages of intimate images, he would be releasing them himself, with a charity connotation attached, through Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn.

Of particular interest to the public will be the photographs of the Duchess's collection of Blue Tits (Cyanistes caeruleus or Parus caeruleus). This small passerine bird in the tit family Paridae is very popular with the public who are keen to see them in all their glory. The Duke has also captured some great pussy shots of the Duchess's British Shorthair cat, a very popular domesticated feline species whose wonderful features make it so popular with the British public.

To coincide with the official release of the photographs, the Duke and Duchess have organised a naming competition, where the public can suggest names for the royal tits and pussy.

A nominal payment for charity is requested for each entry made.

The Duke said he hoped this would put an end to the speculation regarding his wife's tits and pussy once and for all.

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