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Topics: Kate Middleton

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Aargo Margolias, Editor in Chief of the Daily Blade in Chickawanga, North Dakota revealed in an editorial today that he was not aware that Kate Middleton had breasts.

"That is one of the responsibilities of a dedicated journalist to enlighten and to educate their readers, I, for one, had no idea that she actually had breasts. I wonder if the queen knew? Next someone will reveal that Romney is a Mormon."

Margolias indicated that he and some of his staff were in the process of checking their "archive" of photographs to see if any other sensational photos of Middleton exist.

"We're really searching to see if we can't find one of her naked left foot." Aargo stated, now that would be sensational.

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