The duchess of Cambridge (very intellectual) decided to something for charity during her holiday in France and went topless in front of the cameras and she told the ecstatic paparazzi, "chaps, all of the money earnt from flogging my photos should go to the charity of my choice; The help young men going very bald at an early age charity!" (I wonder why?)
Now it seems Kate and Prince Willy have had a change of mind and decided to boycott the photos, calling them disgusting and are now suing the French magazine for intruding into their private lives.
When asked why, Kate gave the following answer; "well the charity I chose is worthless look at Willy's barnet, he'll need a Rooney soon!"
Prince Willy also got his end in and said, "disgusting old bean and there's not a lot to see either!"
Kate is now applying for a divorce because she feels insulted about Willy's comment on her boobs and has decided to give the money instead to "The silicone solution charity for women with less!"
More as we photograph it (not Willy's barnet BTW)