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Friday, 14 September 2012

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Monica Lewinsky is 39, and says that she is still looking for a husband. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

SAN FRANCISCO - The most famous White House intern in the history of American politics has managed to crawl back into the spotlight.

Monica "Lips" Lewinsky, 39, has just announced that she has written a second book and she is currently shopping it around to various publishing companies in San Francisco, Oakland, and Sausalito.

Lewinsky's latest book is titled My Pretty Blue Dress - The Monica Lewinsky Story. She recently sat down with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and discussed the book.

The ex-White House intern stated that she blames the White House Scandal, which began in late 1995, as being the reason why no man has ever asked her to marry him.

She did note that back in 1999, she dated an unemployed fish net repairman, named Absolonis F. Oluf, but she soon found out that he was an illegal alien from Denmark, and so she broke up with him.

Lewinsky also appeared in an R rated movie with Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson titled The Joy Filled Job of Magnolia Blewinowitz, in which she played the part of a nymphomaniacal White House reporter who has an affair with The Secretary of The Interior, The Secretary of Defense, and one of the White House gardeners Tarleton "The Rake" Rakaveckio.

SIDENOTE: Lewinsky says that half of the money she receives from the sale of the book will be donated to The President Bill Clinton Political Library in Hope, Arkansas.

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