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Friday, 14 September 2012

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Jennifer Lopez sitting on her kitchen floor reading a copy of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune.

NEW YORK CITY - In a stunning turn of events Jennifer Lopez, 43, has stated that she has finally realized that her relationship with her boy toy Caspar Smart, 24, does not really hold much of a future for her.

Lopez spoke with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and told him that she really got into her May-December relationship with Smart, as a rebound from her breakup with husband Marc Anthony.

J.Lo, who quit her job as an American Idol judge in order to spend more time with her twins Max and Emme, stated that Smart literally swept her off her feet and she hardly notices the 19 year age difference except when Caspy talks.

She giggled as she said that he still uses immature words like golly, gee whiz, and yippee.

Jennifer confided to Miss Mixx that she is being considered to play the lead in the TouchRock film The Democratic Doll - The Eva Longoria Story.

J.Lo also confessed that she would dump Caspy in a New York minute if she knew that Marc (Anthony) would take her back.

Meanwhile Marc, who filed divorce papers but who has not signed them, is currently dating Venezuelan beauty Shannon De Lima, who is a ravishingly gorgeous 24-year-old extremely well-endowed model.

Marc has stated that Shannon is the fantasy dream of most of the males in Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil, and Holland.

SIDENOTE: Jennifer Lopez is worth $250,000,000. Marc Anthony is worth $40,000,000. And Caspar Smart is worth $7,000.

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