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Thursday, 13 September 2012

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Stacy Keibler's rescue dog, which she named "Skippy," which is one of Paul Ryan's many nicknames.

LONDON - The London tabloid The Sunshine has reported the breakup between George Clooney, 51, and his beautiful girlfriend Stacy Keibler, 32.

But a close friend of Clooney's, who would only give his initials (F.Y.), stated that London publication merely made up the story due to the fact that George refused to give the tabloid an interview because the writer identified as Trevor G. Buckingham, III, asked Clooney for a swimsuit photo of Keibler.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I made a phone call to Piers Morgan and found out that the initials F.Y. stand for Florencio Youngbocker, 46, who resides in Oxnard, California.]

Sir Wilfred Mountchambers, a spokesman for The Sunshine, explained that it is not the tabloid's policy to print stories that are just not true or even quasi-true.

He then went on to add that yes, last week they did print a story that Queen Elizabeth II, was pregnant, but the publication later explained that it was merely an error that somehow got past the proof reader.

Meanwhile George Clooney did give a statement to London's Tickety Boo News saying that there is no way that he would ever dump the fantastically luscious legged Miss Keibler.

FOOTNOTE: To view some very explicit photos of Stacy Keibler that were taken two months ago in room 13 of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa go to www.oohlalastacybaby.hot.

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