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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

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A photo of Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. (Photo from Oprah Winfrey's private picture collection.)

LOS ANGELES - The star of the High School Musical series has been extremely busy in the gym of late.

Vanessa Hudgens has been working out seven days a week seven hours a day getting herself slim and trim.

The 23-year-old told Hollywood Innuendo that Left Coast Mirror Magazine has just named her The Best Toned Celebrity In Hollywood.

Hudgens was presented with a four-foot-tall pewter trophy in her likeness, a 2012 Chevrolet Silverado Truck, and a $400 gift certificate to Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant.

Vanessa was thrilled at being presented with the honors by Demi Moore at a recent convention of The Tuff & Buff People of Tinsel Town which was held at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga, California.

VanHud, as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest calls her, remarked that she was proud to sit at the same table as the nation's First Mama, Michelle Obama, Diane Sawyer, Stacy Keibler, and Velvet "Biceps" Zinderzook, regarded by many as the world's strongest woman.

Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz performed at the event. Hudgens, who is also a singer, was asked up on stage and she sang two of her songs "Sneakernight" and "Stiletto Heel Dawn."

She informed Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo that the reason why she toned up was for an upcoming movie in which she is going to portray one of the wrestling worlds most famous female wrestlers Lantana Raffinski who wrestled under the name The Chattanooga Crusher.

In World News. After a heated Senate debate the South American country of Uruguay has decided to cancel their planned September 19, invasion of Iran.

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