HOLLYWOOD - The mother of the Kardashian sisters, Kris Jenner has just attacked little Honey Boo Boo and her mother June "Mama" Shannon.
Kris, who is married to Bruce "Stone Face" Jenner told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she cannot believe that a show about some Georgia crackers can not only get on television but be a tremendous hit.
She added that every time she watches Here Comes Honey Boo Boo she gets the urge to pluck a chicken, slop some hogs, and churn some butter.
Kris Jenner says that she cannot believe that Honey Boo Boo's mother, 307-pound June "Mama" Shannon, is showcasing her little six-year-old girl the way she is and all in the name of money.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Whoa Krissy. Pot/Kettle.]
Mrs. Jenner told 5T's Margarita Mixx that you can tell that the show revolves around a bunch of hillbillies just by listening to their nicknames, "Honey Boo," "Sugar Bear," "Pumpkin," "Chickadee," and "Chubbs."
Miss Mixx asked Jenner if maybe it wasn't a case of sour grapes since recent television ratings show that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is getting twice as many viewers as her show Growing Up Kardashian.
Jenner made a face and said that people with degrees watch her and her daughters Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney's reality show, whereas people with GEDs watch that Georgia backwoods show.
"Mama" Shannon says that Mrs. Jenner uses so much makeup that she looks like a clown for the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus.
She then took a bite out of a pumpkin pie and said that if Kris Jenner does not like her, her family, or their show then she can count to 9 and kiss her big redneck rump.
SIDENOTE: June "Mama" Shannon stated that she would love to get Kris "Sissy Bloomers" Jenner in a mud wrestling match and beat the sarcastic arrogance out of her with her two man-sized fists.