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Sunday, 9 September 2012

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Nadya Suleman says she has no idea who Mitt Romney is. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

LA HABRA - Nadya Suleman recently sat down with Moltenberry Babineaux of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle and revealed a lot about herself.

Right off the bat when Babineaux asked her if she was for President Barack Obama or for Mitt Romney, she grinned and replied that she had never heard of Mitt Romney so she will definitely be voting for President Obama.

When asked is she had ever heard of the GOP she giggled and stated that of course she had and went on to say that GOP are three letters used to describe a woman's birth control device kinda like an IUD or a WMD.

The 4C reporter asked her if she was kidding. Suleman answered by asking him why he was making fun of her and asked if it was because she was wearing her underwear inside out.

The reporter blushed and said that he had not noticed that she was sitting on the sofa merely wearing a bra and panties.

He then asked her if she had heard of the latest hit cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. She laughed and asked if it was a cartoon show about the two Jellystone (sic) bears.

She was told that it wasn't. She was then asked who she thought Mitt Romney was. She pondered the question for a moment and replied that judging from his name he is either a baseball player or else he is a Mormon used car salesman.

In A Developing Story Out of Arizona. The Arizona Prisoners Union has asked that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio stop his practice of making his convicts dress all in pink. Arapio has refused and the APU will be filing a $17.3 million inmate prison garb lawsuit.

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