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Sunday, 9 September 2012

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Justin Theroux is an award-winning screenwriter. (Photo by Jennifer Aniston).

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux was in the Big Apple celebrating the upcoming marriage of one of his closest friends Dr. Mondello F. Barsillian, an unemployed dentist.

Theroux was asked about his upcoming marriage to Jennifer Aniston and the 41-year-old screenwriter smiled politely and then remarked that he would rather not comment on that question.

When asked why he responded by saying that it is really a personal matter. He was then informed by Rumsfeld Muddlefish, a reporter with the supermarket tabloid Just Saying, that if he did not answer the question that the media would just simply make up something.

Theroux paused for a moment and realized that Muddlefish was absolutely right. He then told the reporters that he is having second doubts about marrying the 43-year-old actress.

He went on to add that he did not want to have to reveal the reasons but that he figures he better otherwise the rumor mills will start churning and putting out all kinds of lies, innuendos, and half-truths.

The noted screenwriter who has written such successful screenplays as Sinderella - The Vegas Vixen, The Topanga Canyon Tongue Wrestlers, and The Betty White Sex Tapes, stated that Jennifer is not a very good cook.

He confessed that she also has a tendency of pointing out his flaws such as his Cyrano de Bergerac nose, his Jay Leno elbows, and his Britney Spears knees.

But Justin pointed out that the main reason why he is having second thoughts is because he truly feels that deep down inside Jennifer still has feelings for her ex-husband Brad Pitt, who Angelina Jolie stole from her seven years ago.

He then confessed that knowing the hot temper and horrible attitude that Jolie possesses, he knows that Pitt will not put up with it much longer and he will eventually leave her and most probably want to use Jennifer as a shoulder to cry on.

In Entertainment News. The host of The View Barbara Walters is denying rumors that she will be going into the hospital to have her lisp removed.

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