BEVERLY HILLS - The Tinsel Town hairdresser, who is known as the Hair Stylist to The Stars, FuFi Fondue has just dropped a bombshell.
Fondue, who knows more about more Hollywood starlets than anyone else in LaLaLand stated to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that he is 93 percent certain that Kim Kardashian is with child.
He noted that when she went in to have her split ends cut he noticed that she was looking at a magazine that features baby clothes, baby shoes, baby rattles, and baby fur coats.
Fondue noticed that Kim has gained about 14 pounds since the last time he saw her six weeks ago. He also noted that she kept talking about pickles, ice cream, and papaya Jello, which are all signs that a woman with child exhibits.
He asked Kim if she was pregnant with a Little Kanye. Kardashian was shocked. She could not speak and when she did she sounded like she was talking Mandarin Chinese.
She then got somewhat depressed and told Foof, as she call Fondue, that the reason she looks pregnant is because of her tremendous weight gain.
Kim pointed out that her and Kanye are pretty active in the mattress merriment department and all of that lap mingling makes her pretty hungry.
She confessed that afterwards Kanye and her usually drive out to either a Burger Bandit, a Pompous Pizza Parlor, or a IHIPHOP Soul Food Diner.
In A Related Story. Kim's sister Khloe Kardashian has denied that she and husband Lamar Odom are moving down to Costa Rica where they will live on a 4,000 acre banana plantation.