Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Friday, 31 August 2012

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The trophy that Honey Boo Boo won in Savannah, Georgia for having the strongest Southern accent.

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin recently dumped her boyfriend Russell Brand and she's stated that her main focus right now, other than her children, is on getting another reality show.

Gosselin told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she would just about do anything short of robbing a bank or going to bed with Hugh Hefner to get her and her kids a brand new reality show.

Kate, who admits that she still thinks about ex-boyfriends Steven "Lips" Tyler and Russell "Sniffles" Brand, commented that she recently saw the TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo starring little six-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

The show deals with an extremely dysfunctional family of self-proclaimed hillbillies who live in McIntyre, Georgia.

The "Mama" is 33-year-old June Shannon, who is already a grandmother. June is a big, old Southern gal who tips the scales at a whopping 307 pounds.

The only exercise she ever gets is talking. Honey Boo Boo's mommy admits that she is addicted to couponing. She can walk into a store with 90 coupons and walk out of the store with $200 worth of groceries that she paid $1.72 for.

Kate Gosselin loves watching the show and says that Honey Boo Boo reminds her of a little tiny version of Paula Deen.

Miss Chipotle says that the little girl who was first discovered on Toddlers and Tiara's reminds her of Roseanne "Trailer Park" Barr.

Kate says that she is going to talk to the Georgia State Agency on Adoption to see if she can take Honey Boo Boo out of the environment she is in and adopt her.

In Republican National Convention News. Vice-President Joe Biden says he watched Paul Ryan's Republican National Convention speech and he wondered why Ryan's make up artist had made him up to look like a 17-year-old high school choir boy.

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