The most famous ginger bastard on the planet Prince Harry has recently been caught with his pants down. The Prince released his royal pecker from its shackles whilst visiting Las Vegas which has resulted in extreme disquiet in Buckingham palace.
The last time Prince Charles was this furious was when Harry was born with a ginger head looking about as closely related to the next in line to the throne as a Martian. After this traumatic experience Charles was said to have shot down any attempts to have further kids due to fears that his next "son" would be born looking like JZ and rapping to some Tupac classics.
This is not the first time Harry has been in trouble as he previously admitted smoking marijuana and memorably was given the title Harry Pothead. What triggered this latest episode is unknown, but there are strong suggestions that the recent Olympics in Great Britain are what prompted Harry to strip his kit off as he attempted to win another gold for Great Britain for being a first class idiot.