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Friday, 24 August 2012

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Kim's restaurant will feature a tasty Diet Low-Carbs Pizza. (Photo courtesy of Kirstie Alley).

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian has said that she is on Cloud 9 thanks to her boyfriend Kanye West who is forever complementing her on her hair, her make up, and her badonkadonk.

She recently expressed to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she has never been happier than she is now; not even when she first went from a B-Cup to a C-Cup.

Kim, who has her own line of clothing, shoes, and IUDs, says that ever since she was 9, she wanted to one day own her own restaurant.

Last week she finally decided to make that dream come true when she purchased the old Eats 'R' Us Diner in Marina Del Rey.

Kardashian is having it converted into an ultra modern eating establishment which she is naming The Kim Kardashian Dietary Stuff Restaurant.

She stated that the restaurant will feature standard food items but they will all be low-cal, low-carbs, low-sodium, at low affordable prices that non celebrity patrons will be able to afford.

Kim pointed out that some of her favorite menu items will include Diet Low-Cal Burgers, Diet Low-Carbs Pizza, and Diet Low-Sodium Hot Dogs.

She said that the waitresses will be dressed in skimpy Los Angeles Laker Girls outfits and she'll have a DJ playing songs from every music genre including rock, country, soul, salsa, hip hop, and contemporary chamber music.

SIDENOTE: Kim informed Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that on Fridays between the hours of 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. she and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and their mom Kris will be available to sign autographs with any meal ticket of $100 or more.

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