Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 23 August 2012

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Selena is shocked that Justin has even criticized England's Queen Elizabeth II. (Photo courtesy of Simon Cowell).

NACOGDOCHES, Texas - Selena Gomez was in East Texas visiting her Uncle Chepito "Sizzle" Bellafelli who recently retired from The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus where he performed as a fire eater for 37 years.

Selena said that growing up she received lots of encouragement from Uncle Chepito, who used to tell her to practice her scales, work on her breathing, pay attention to her pitch, and develop good hygienic skills.

Lately Gomez has been very sullen and quite gloomy due to the fact that she has noticed a tremendous change in her boyfriend Justin Bieber's personality.

Gomez recently spoke with Lottie Bungalow of 16 Tons Teen Magazine and told her that she feels that she may have to end her relationship with Justin.

When asked why, she paused for a moment and replied that he has started acting like the Charlie Sheen from last year during his twin goddesses, winning, and Tiger blood boy period.

She also revealed that she was shocked when during the summer Olympics Justy offended Queen Elizabeth II, by saying that her crown made her look fat.

Not content with that Bieber then remarked about Prince Charles that with his humongous ears he bets he could hear people whispering in Portugal.

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