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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

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Wonders never cease!

Researchers using Google Earth were amazed recently when they discovered some "lost" pyramids in Egypt.

Amazement turned to complete shock when they spotted a beautiful woman near the entrance of one of the pyramids. The woman had long black hair and wore a gold robe and Egyptian headgear. It wasn't Cleopatra and it wasn't Queen Nefertiti. After scanning sources in the library and consulting several issues of People magazine, the researchers realized that it was none other than Kim Kardashian!

The researchers were just recovering from that shock when a handsome man, dressed like a pharaoh, came up behind Kim and started nuzzling her neck. And it wasn't King Tut. It proved to be Kim's boyfriend, Kanye West!

The pair wore matching sneakers. Big, ugly black ones.

Kanye was holding up a sign: Buy My Fashions. Not to be outdone, Kim produced several signs from behind her back. Each had a message: Buy My Fragrance, Watch Me on TV, Shop my Clothing Line.

Ah, true love......

Ain't it grand?

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