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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

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New York City's infamous transgendered hair stylist Delilah Fizz. (Photo by Matt Lauer).

NEW YORK CITY - The newly engaged Angelina Jolie, 37, is reportedly quite upset at her soon-to-be husband Brad Pitt.

According to her hair stylist the transgendered Delilah Fizz, Jolie is extremely angry and fed up at the fact that since announcing their engagement Brad, 48, has been going out with his pals to at least three bachelor parties every week.

The star of Moneyball has been seen pouring the drinks down at noted New York establishments such as The Plastered Platypus Lounge, The Intoxicated Iguana Bar, and The Guzzling Gnu Club.

Miss Fizz, who is the hair stylist behind billionaire Donald Trump's pompadour hairdo, stated that Angie has hinted that if Brad does not stop with all of this bachelorhood celebrating she may just end up breaking off their engagement.

The highly tattooed hair stylist added that Angelina confided to her, that in the meantime she may just start having a few bachelorette parties of her own to get back at "Party Pitt," as she has started referring to Brad.

ARTICLE TIDBIT: Delilah Fizz is currently writing a book titled, The Celebrity Hair Secrets of Donald Trump, Kelly Ripa, Ann Coulter, and Hundreds of Other Famous Celebrities.

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