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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

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Lady Gaga wearing one of her more than 800 flamboyant outfits.

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Lady Gaga stated that the Right Coast singer has been under a lot of pressure lately due to her upcoming line of perfume named Eau Du Lady Gaga Ha Ha Perfume.

It appears that she wanted the perfume to be a serious product but her manager, her head of security, and her back up singer, all felt that it would sell more units if it was marketed as a type of happy perfume for today's happy young women on the go.

That has caused her quite a bit of stress, but the icing on the cake is when she found out that she had been passed over as an American Idol judge and the job had gone to Nicki Minaj, who Lady Gaga does not care for.

Lady Gaga has said that she cannot stand Ni-Mi (Nicki Minaj) due to the fact that she (Gaga) feels that Nicki has stolen her style, her look, and even her sound.

Nicki who dresses in exotic, flashy costumes and fancy flamboyant outfits has repeatedly stated that she has developed her own style and she did not copy it from Lady Gaga, Dolly Parton, or Bozo The Clown.

Now that Lady Gaga has had some time to mull over the fact that the American Idol executives picked Nicki Minaj over her, she is reported to be extremely furious.

The iRumors News Agency revealed that Gaga had a meltdown at a Burger Bandit Restaurant in the Bronx where she began yelling, hollering, and screaming at the top of her lungs that Nicki Minaj is not worthy of polishing the fruit on her countless fruit costumes.

In Trade News From Japan. The Japanese government has just announced that hey have reached a trade agreement with Costa Rica where they will be trading sushi in exchange for bananas.

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