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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

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Nicki's pet dog "Mr. Buddy" was given to her by Rush Limbaugh.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have finally decided on a replacement for Steven "Lips" Tyler and it is none other than Nicki "Rumpola" Minaj.

The 29-year-old hip hop artist from Trinidad was picked from a list that included such notable individuals as Charlie Sheen, Selena Gomez, Adam Lambert, Gary Busey, Adele, Ron Paul, and Bob Dylan.

According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune Bob Dylan was at the top of the list for a while until American Idol producer Nigel Lithgoe decided that he would really prefer to have a judge that speaks fluent English.

Nicki Minaj, who is noted for her expansive derriere just as much as for her music, will be joining the alluringly sensuous Mariah Carey at the judges table. Minaj is considered the B-List Lady Gaga on account of her outlandish costumes, colorful wigs, flamboyant make up, and X-rated mouth.

Ni-Mi's hits include "Super Bass," "Champion Trout," "Starships," and "Yo Yo The UFO Ho."

Miss Mixx noted that the shows host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest has been asked by the American Idol executives not to make any comments or remarks regarding Nicki's astoundingly gigantic caboose since she has a horribly quick temper that rivals Naomi Campbell's, Bobby Knight's, and Mel Gibson's.

SIDENOTE: Nicki Minaj is extremely proud of her unbelievably huge rump which she says makes J.Lo's and Kim Kardashian's look like LeAnn Rimes non-butt.

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