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Sunday, 19 August 2012

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Miley picked her hair color from FuFi Fondue's hair color chart (shown above).

MARINA DEL REY, California - Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth were seen having dinner at The Red Glowing Crab Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey.

Cyrus who just recently had the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue cut off her hair and dye it blonde was partaking of the house specialty Crab Ala Florentine With Escargot Nuggets and Liam had The Sweet and Sour Sardines Dipped in Lowenbrau.

Miley has tweeted that she is extremely unhappy at some of the criticism that she has been reading about her hair cut on the Internet.

She told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she's 19-years-old and she does not need any one's damn permission to get whatever kind of freakin hairdo or haircut she wants.

Cyrus added that her mom and dad love it and gave her a $100 gift certificate to The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant chain.

When Miley was asked what Liam had to say about her new look she grinned and divulged that as far as he is concerned the jury is still out.

But Miley confessed that it's fine with her since he is the love of her life, the man of her dreams, and the (blank) of her (blank).

Miley pointed out that Ellen DeGeneres texted her and told her that she loves her new 'do' so much that she is thinking about having her wife (Portia) get the same exact kind of haircut and hair color.

Ellen did reveal that Portia told her that if she does get that type of cut and coloring that she may lose some of the dainty femininity that Ellen loves about her.

In A Related Story. Paul Ryan told GOPicky Magazine that he will not be cutting off his widow's peak no matter how many people say it makes him look just like Eddie Munster.

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