Written by Buck E Filbert

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Thursday, 16 August 2012

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Hey PETA Look At All The Leather

Lady Gaga sighted in the cross hairs, then pulled the trigger on animal rights saying in essence, "I respect your rights to not wear, fur, boa, python, leather, lamb, wool, crocodile, alligator and not to mention the occasional shank steak", so please respect my rights to wear dead animals if I want to, as well".

The statement arose when Gaga was tweeting to her Little Monsters, who recently gave her backlash because Gaga was sporting furs recently in public.

She seemed upset that animal rights people found it acceptable to flower bomb people like Kim Kardashian, forcing their views on others without allowing them their own opinions.

Apparently Gaga feels, if you don't want to wear fur then you don't have to. Along that same line of reasoning, if you want to wear fur that's your right as well. Imagine that.

When contacted, representatives said, "Gaga is a "TURNCOAT".

When contacted Gaga said, "You see a carcass, I see a museum pièce de résistance. Besides some of them taste like chicken".

Gaga is purchasing a new bread maker so she'll be able to bake things out of all the flower she's about to get showered with.

Just an observation. Why don't you ever see animal rights activists flower bombing Hells Angels for wearing all that leather? Anyone got a wild guess?

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028


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People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
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