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Thursday, 16 August 2012

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A photo of Paul Hogan's pet crocodile "Sir Jaws." (Photo taken by Linda Kozlowski).

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Australian director Kittles McLeavenworth has just announced that Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski will be appearing in the film Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Werewolves of Walla Walla.

The movie will be the sixth installment in the Crocodile Dundee series and will be the first of the five previous movies to be filmed in Hogan's home country of Australia.

Hogan spoke with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and was thrilled that his real life wife Linda Kozlowski will be starring as Sue Charlton, Mick Dundee's devoted girlfriend of 26 years.

Matthew McConaughey will be reprising his role as Dundee's younger brother Albert "Alligator" Dundee.

Also co-starring in the movie will be Sandra Bullock who will portray Savannah Charlton-Dundee, sister of Kozlowski's character Sue Charlton, and wife of McConaughey's character Albert Dundee.

Hogan did not really want to give out too much information but he did say that three of the werewolves will be played by Gary Busey, Zack Galifianakis, and Russell Brand.

He added that the movie plot revolves around the city of Walla Walla, Washington which hires him to rid the town of a sudden emergence of werewolves that showed up within the city limits during Walla Walla's Annual Halibut Mating Ritual Festival and Parade.

The film will include several scenes in which both Sue and Savannah are stalked by Bruce Dorsenbindy, a menacing flamboyant electric meter reader played by the effeminate Nathan Lane.

Without giving away too much of the movie, the film ends with Crocodile Dundee and Alligator Dundee kidnapping Dorsenbindy and taking him up to the top of 14,410-foot Mount Rainier where he is left alone in the frigid snow with only a pink Seattle Seahawks NFL football jersey and a pair of Daisy Duke shorts.

SIDENOTE: The motion picture will most probably receive an X-rating due to the extremely explicit kidnapping scene and subsequent Mount Rainier scene in which Dorsenbindy is made to impersonate Lindsay Lohan and commit lewd and lascivious acts.

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