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Wednesday, 15 August 2012

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Russell Brand was disappointed that Queen Elizabeth did not invite him to be her guest during the Olympics.

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London.

Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was certain that QE-II was going to be inviting him and her to stay at Buckingham Palace during the Olympic ceremonies.

But when the Olympic festivities started and Brand was still in California he began to get very concerned.

Gosselin even asked him if he was sure that he was as good a friend with her royal highness as he claimed to be.

Russell became very perplexed and threatened to breakup with Kate, so she backed off and said that she would much rather watch the games on television.

Kate flew back to her home in Reading, Pennsylvania, to tend to some matters regarding two of her eight children who reportedly were pretending to be Rottweilers and bit the mailman.

Luckily for the postman, he had a can of mace and he sprayed the two kids with just a small enough amount to get them to turn loose of his pants leg.

Meanwhile, iRumors is reporting that Russell was seen in the company of Jesse James ex-future wife, Kat Von D just below the famed Hollywood sign.

An unnamed source informed iRumors reporter Taffeta Kixx that Brand and Von D were in his red BMW and they appeared to be engaged in a bit of serious tongue wrestling.

The source said that she could actually see Kat Von D's bare feet rubbing against the passenger side window.

SIDENOTE: Taffeta Kixx has stated that she called Kate Gosselin to tell her about the Brand-Von D Hollywood sign get together but a recording said that the number is no longer in service.

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