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Tuesday, 14 August 2012

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Noted tattoo artist Bong Bong giving Rihanna her 16th tattoo. (Photo by El NiƱo).

VENICE BEACH - One of Rihanna's closest friends Celestina "Muffy" Dutzernova has expressed concern and worry that the Barbados beauty is getting carried away with her body tattoos.

Miss Dutzernova told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that Rihanna has just gotten tattoo number 16.

Her latest tattoo is located on her ankle and it is a tattoo of a tribal falcon holding a piece of tumbleweed in its mouth.

Rihanna said that she got the idea from watching an old rerun of the 60s comedy show F-Troop.

The tattoo artist who did the honors is the infamous Venice Beach tattooist Bong Bong. BB has inked such noted celebrities as Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Eva Longoria, Barbara Walters, and the "Tattoo Queen" herself Kat Von D.

Rihanna recently confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue, the hair stylist to the stars, that her goal is to eventually have more tattoos than Kat Von D.

Fondue giggled and said that the Caribbean beauty made him blush when she mentioned some of the extremely intimate places she has in mind for future tattoos.

When he was asked to name one of the places Fondue blushed and said that he would only reveal that the location rhymes with the word 'teapot.'

In Other News. Madonna has reportedly stated that all she wants for her birthday is for that little, old fairy Elton John to shut the eff up and leave her alone.

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