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Monday, 13 August 2012

Reese Witherspoon was enjoying her lunch at Mcdonald's yesterday morning, when a masked man with a water gun demanded cash from the register. Before the employee could move, Reese jumped into action and karate chopped the masked man and than put him in a deadly headlock. Witnesses say he cried "mommy" and it wasn't until Reese smiled and blinded the man with her white sparkly teeth, that he gave up

One witness said, "She was like Chuck Norris, only hotter." Many people compare her to a saint, or Santa Clause. Police brought the masked man to jail. When they unmasked him, they were shocked to see it was Hulk Hogan. "Let me tell you something brothers! I'll do whatever it takes to get money! If my career was still relevant, I wouldn't be here!"

This is a tragic event that has shaked us all. If it wasn't for Reese's smile, we would all be in danger. Thank you, for smiling. We are all thankful for Reese's pieces!

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