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Monday, 13 August 2012

It appears Jim Carrey is going to rehab for his addiction to red bull energy drinks. Ever since his movie "Yes man" he hasn't been able to stop drinking them. Jim said in an interview "nobody knew I was acting unusual because I'm always crazy. However, people caught me trying to smuggle cases of red bull everywhere I went"

He was stopped by a police officer last week for speeding. When the officer asked for Jim's license, Jim replied "I don't need a license! I can fly because red bull gives me wings!"
After Carrey was thrown in jail, he realized he had to get help before he hurt someone. Will this affect his box office ratings for his upcoming movie "Sober"? Only time will tell.

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