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Friday, 10 August 2012

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Lady Gaga recently traded in her BMW Z3 (shown) for a BMW X3 SUV. (Photo courtesy of Queenie's BMW of Queens).

MANHATTAN - When it comes to men, Lady Gaga has never been shy nor has she ever needed anyone to act as matchmaker.

She recently dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because, as she put it, she got tired of him always telling her how talented she was.

She then turned around and went out to a New York Mets game with ex-boyfriend Luc Carl and dozens of fans reported seeing the two playing 'hey guess what's in my pocket?' during the 3rd, 5th, 6th, and 9th innings.

And now iRumors is reporting that Gaga recently met up with Jon Gosselin, ex-husband of Kate "The Great" Gosselin and former star of the old Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show.

According to an eyewitness the lady and the Korean were really going to town as they were spotted in the back seat of Gaga's silver and gold BMW X3 SUV while parked in the parking lot at a local Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner.

When a representative for Miss Gaga was asked about the singer and Gosselin the rep smiled and said that there is no way that Lady Gaga would even talk to Jon Gosselin much less participate in any form of face sucking.

SIDENOTE. To see some rather interesting photographs which were recently taken of Lady Gaga while she was swimming naked in New York's East River go to www.ladygagabirthdaysuit.hot

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