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Friday, 10 August 2012

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Demi Moore sitting on her kitchen floor looking up guacamole dip recipes. (Photo courtesy of Tallulah Willis).

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Demi Moore still has feelings for her ex-husband/boy toy Ashton Kutcher.

Moore has made it a point to tell the entertainment media that she has moved on from her May-December marriage and has accepted the fact that Ashton the "Alley Cat" is pretty much going to jump on anything wearing lipstick.

But according to a very reliable inside source, who is believed to be Demi's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, Moore is only kidding herself.

Meanwhile Kutcher's latest flame is the dazzling Mila Kunis who received great reviews when she starred in the film The Black Swan and the sequel The Black Swan - The Eggless Nest.

Ashton and Mila have been seen trapezing all over the globe from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, to St. Bart's in the West Indies, and from the French Riviera to French Lick, Indiana.

Kunis says that she loves the fact that Ashie, as she playfully calls him, loves to pick her up and carry her around horsey style.

Ashton says he loves doing it because, not once, has Mila ever spurred him hard, like some of his former girlfriends have done.

In the meantime, the reliable inside source has stated that Ms. Moore traveled down to Lake Charles, Louisiana and visited with Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is regarded as the world's number one authority on Cajun voodoo and Creole magical spells.

Moore has apparently purchased two voodoo dolls in the likeness of Ashton and Mila and she has had Madam Lafayette do her mystical voodoo curse in hopes of causing the couple to break up.

A Friendly Reminder. August 13, is National Eat A Pretzel Day except in Pennsylvania, where pretzels were outlawed in 1997, due to the infamous Pennsylvania Salt Mine Scandal.

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