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Saturday, 4 August 2012

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy and his ex-fianceƩ Karina Smirnoff were both born in Russia. (Photo by Timmy Khrushchev).

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular professional dancers on the hit reality dance show Dancing With The Stars has dropped a hint as to his future.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" mentioned to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that after 14 seasons with the show he may be ready to samba right off the show.

He further commented that his new girlfriend and fellow dancer Peta Murgatroyd may be leaving the show along with him.

Maks pointed out that last year's animated verbal jousts with judges Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman and Carrie Ann "Miss Philippines" Inaba over him not wearing a shirt or underwear have only added to his decision.

The Ukraine-native noted that he gets along perfectly with the third judge Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, and co-hosts Tom "Funny Face" Bergeron and Cheryl "Drinking Straw" Brooke-Charvet.

Maks, who raises snakes and has presented many of them as gifts to fellow dancers as well as contestants, has said that he is in paradise with his brand new girlfriend Australian beauty and fellow DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd.

He has even gone on record as saying that the deliciously sultry Peta is a much better dancer than his ex-fianceƩ and fellow Ukrainian dancer Karina Smirnoff [Pronounced: VOD-KA].

It is no secret that the hot tempered Maksim has dated quite an array of celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, Cameron Diaz, Ke$ha, Kate Gosselin, and Kirstie Alley.

When Peta was asked what she finds so attractive about Maks she smiled and said his grin, his manliness, and his love for alliteration.

Chmerkovskiy confessed that he fell in love with Miss Murgatroyd the first time he saw her backstage in her dressing room wearing nothing but a black bra and matching bikini thong panties.

SIDENOTE: An inside source with Dancing With The Stars informed Miss Zeppelin that one of the shows top executives has asked Bruno Tonioli to please rein in his gayness while he is on the air since there are lots of young impressionable children and elderly viewers watching the show.

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