Angry Madonna fans in Paris threw plastic bottles and booed after she "done a runner" after only 45 minutes. In fact she didn't even sing a word because the show was done in play-back.
In the press conference after the show Madonna admitted the following: "I'm just too old to flaunt my wares for 2 hours on stage, my thighs are getting flabby and my wrinkles, well, I just can't keep up with them, and as for simulating sex with sexy toy-boys on stage, I just can't get them anymore!"
She also added, "As for 45 minutes of playback, well my live voice sounds like Dame Vera Lynn's so we decided to roll back the years and play some real Madonna of old, it was much nicer!"
Disappointed fans were asked their opinion about the travesty and here are some of their comments:
"Looks like and old plastic bag!"
"Looks like Cher did 25 years ago without her plastic bags!"
"Could never sing anyway!"
"I'm gay and I'll always lover her, young, old or ancient!"
"275 Euros for that, I'd rather watch Boy George, I'm gay too!"
Madonnna is determined to satisfy her critics and has promised not to appear live at all any more! Instead her tour manager has had a plastic dummy replica of a young looking Madonna made and Justin Timberlake has ben hired to do a duet with it because he refused to sing with the real version; it could have harmed his reputation!