MIAMI - Katy Perry decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and flew over to Miami for some much needed fun in the Florida sun.
She was photographed by Picasso Mandolin, one of the world's foremost celebrity photographers wearing a very skimpy black swimsuit that one fellow poolside reveler said did not really leave much to the imagination.
Perry was seen splashing around with a muscular gentleman identified as her personal bodyguard Max "The Bruiser" Felsinger.
The ex-Mrs. Russell Brand was recently asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole if there is a man in her life yet.
Perry, who is actually very shy, shyly replied that there isn't but she was quick to acknowledge that the rumor that has been circulating throughout Tinsel Town that she has a crush on Tom Cruise is 100 percent correct.
She pointed out that she has been attracted to Cruise even before he married Katie "The Stepford Wife" Holmes.
Perry even asked Miss San Guacamole if she could mention in her story about her infatuation with Tom in hopes that he will see it or hear about it and give her a call at (213) 555-XXXX. [LAST FOUR DIGITS DELETED BY EDITOR].