Peter Piper, infamous in nursery rhymes for picking a peck of pickled peppers, tweeted today that he picked a peck of purplish, pink pickled paprika peppers.
Tongue twister and pepper picking market analysts peppered the tweet as a pure pile of poop, given Peter Piper's previous past.
"Peter Piper," stated the tongue twister analyst, "has perpetually padded pepper picking particulars."
"Peter Piper can't be trusted," said the pepper picker market analyst. "After all, how do you pick a pepper that's already been pickled? And why is a piper picking peppers to begin with? It's outlandish claims like this in nursery rhymes that are brainwashing the youth of today."
Peter Piper dismissed fallout from his comments as "Pure poppycock purveyed by paper pushing pea pickers." He also pledged to ingore all warning signs regarding the letter P and to "proudly pee prolifically".