CALABASAS, Az. - Katherine Jackson, mother to the deceased King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is back home after having gone missing. Police were working day and night to find the 82-year-old.
"Is it scary?" asked Paris Jackson, daughter to Michael. "Sure, I was in a state of shock. Speechless, although I was still able to Tweet. It was breaking news, but you just keep your head up. We didn't know if some smooth criminal had swept her up."
There was initially suspicion of foul play since Tito, Jermaine, LaToya and the rest are considered to be up to monkey business and dangerous since they feel their mother is a cheater, having inherited all of their much more famous brother's money.
"It ain't black or white," said Jermaine. "It just that our mother is treating us like we a stranger in Moscow or something."
Tito added, "We don't stop 'til you get enough. We've got forever to work on mom, and I think she'll come around. I said to her right before she disappeared, 'why you want to trip on me?'"
Paris is just glad to have grandma home. "Can't let her get away again."