Written by Dalekbuster523

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Monday, 23 July 2012

Amanda Holden broke a leg last night,it has been claimed. It came after a disgruntled audience member got fed up of her saying "break a leg" on Superstar. The audience member,a young pretty woman,got up out of her seat and kicked her leg repeatedly. Her leg then got fed up of it and fell apart.

"I've now learnt to stop saying break a leg." Amanda Holden was reported as saying.

The audience member is now rumored to be appearing on celebrity Big Brother,despite not really being a celeb at all. Other celebs lined up include somebody off a TV advert and a guy who drunkenly kissed Simon Cowell at a nightclub,for some reason thinking he was a woman.

As for Amanda Holden...well,let's just say she and one of her legs aren't exactly the best of friends anymore.

Let's hope this fiasco doesn't happen again.

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