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Monday, 23 July 2012

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Garlic Grove Mayor Ichabod McMoon as portrayed by Gary Busey. (Photo by Zac Efron).

HOLLYWOOD - Charleen Belle Pinnzucker, the producer of The Zombie Chronicles has just announced that Barbados beauty Rihanna will be appearing in an upcoming episode.

Pinnzucker stated that Rihanna actually called her up and told her that she had just seen the first show which starred George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler and she fell in love with the show.

Rihanna will portray a character named Paloma Baronetta, who comes to Garlic Grove, because she is wanted by the authorities in Boston who consider her a person of interest in the defacing of a statue of British General Charles Cornwallis.

Miss Baronetta tries to hide the fact that she is in fact a naturalized zombie but is outed due to her zombie accent which is really quite noticeable.

Meanwhile Garlic Grove Mayor Ichabod McMoon, portrayed by Gary Busey confronts his girlfriend Willow Zephyr played by Michelle Pfeiffer about the fact that she may have been just a little bit too friendly with one of the guests at her Terra Cotta Tuna Hotel.

Without giving away too much of the shows plot Miss Zephyr goes in for a pap smear and the results show that she did not have intimate relations with the guest and Paloma Baronetta ends up leaving Garlic Grove after Mayor McMoon puts the make on her.

The Zombie Chronicles is filmed in Smell-O-Vision as well as Night Fright Light.

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