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Sunday, 22 July 2012

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Khloe Kardashian's DNA results have been sealed in a top secret envelope. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

LOS ANGELES - The tallest of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe Kardashian, who stands 5-foot-10-inches tall, has just announced that she has agreed to star in a new reality game show.

Unlike her other cable show Khloe & Lamar, which co-stars her husband vagabond NBA basketball player Lamar Odom, Khloe's new show will be totally about her.

As Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors pointed out it is no secret that Khloe does not really resemble any of her other siblings. And it isn't just the fact that she towers over all of them by at least 8 inches.

Khloe's voice is deeper. Her hair is straighter. And her feet are much larger than her sisters feet and even her brother Rob's feet.

Her mother, Kris Kardashian-Jenner, Kim, and Kourtney have been after Khloe to get a DNA test to establish who her real father is.

There aren't really a whole lot of people who believe that Robert Kardashian is actually Khloe's biological father including his two ex-wives.

Khloe has adamantly refused to take the DNA test. But the reason is not because she does not really care as she has stated to iRumors, Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle Tonight, and several other entertainment news agencies.

The real reason why Khloe has refused to take the DNA test is because she has been offered a brand new reality show titled Okay, Try To Guess Who My Real Daddy Is?

The show, which is set to premier in late August, will feature a group of contestants who will be given several names of males and they will then attempt to disprove why they believe that this one or that one is not her biological father.

At the end of the show the one who presents the best case, according to an electronic vote by the studio audience will be declared the winner and will be awarded a $400 gift certificate to The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Diner chain along with an all-expenses paid vacation to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where the person and two guests will stay at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino for five days and five nights.

SIDENOTE: The rumor that Steven Tyler, who is co-owner of the Puffy Taco, along with Ryan Seacrest is trying to sell his 50 percent ownership in the resort casino has as of yet not been confirmed or discounted.

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