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Saturday, 21 July 2012

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A closeup of Donald Trump's infamous toupee. (Photo courtesy of Rosie O'Donnell).

MANHATTAN - Well, well, well, it appears that billionaire talking head Donald Trump can certainly dish it out, but he definitely cannot take it.

The entertainment news agency iRumors is reporting that the man with the hairdo from hell is extremely upset with the supermarket publication Say What?

An article that was written by Chauncey Tarbutton stated that the creator of television's Celebrity Apprentice wears a toupee and has worn one since March of 2009.

Tarbutton wrote in his article that he learned the truth about the Trumpster's hairpiece from a well-known Hollywood hairstylist who he refused to name.

He noted that he personally purchased the hair piece for "Donnie" from the world renown toupee and hairpiece manufacturer Mr. Wig of Sweden.

When Trump was contacted by phone and asked for a comment. He angrily said that his hair is 100 percent real and that he does not appreciate anyone mentioning that it is not real.

Mr. Tarbutton then asked him if he was going to demand to see his birth certificate.

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