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Thursday, 19 July 2012

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Madonna's popularity is so bad she may soon end up singing in Pizza Gal Restaurants. (Photo courtesy of Pixie Lott).

LONDON - Madonna who will turn 54, on August 16, performed before a far from sell-out audience in Hyde Park.

The "Material Girl" who is now known as the "Material Grandma" received a less than enthusiastic reception and was booed constantly during her concert.

Many in the audience felt that she was just going through the motions and at times her lip syncing was way out of sync sort of like those Godzilla movies where the crowd mutters words and half a second later their mouths move.

Madonna informed Brompton Boxgrove with The Tickety Boo News Agency that she was actually only lip syncing about 85 percent of her songs.

The gap-toothed songstress was also criticized for wearing a bra with the Nazi swastika sewn on the left cup.

All throughout the concert crowd signs could be seen that read "We'd rather see Lady Gaga," and "Where is Christina Aguilera?"

The sound quality was horrible and one London teen identified as Kiki Jill Coopercrown, 17, stated that Madonna actually sounded like Piers Morgan on helium.

Literally hundreds of concert goers stormed out of the concert and demanded their money back saying that they would have much preferred to see Susan Boyle singing hip hop songs than listen to an old, cellulited, has-been singer.

Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that she wants Madonna to leave England immediately before she has her arrested for trespassing.

In Olympic News. The HMS Ocean currently on the Thames River will soon be joined by The HMS English Channel, The HMS Norwegian Sea, and the Mexican battleship The MS Montezuma's Revenge.

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