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Tuesday, 17 July 2012

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Kris Jenner will soon be putting out a line of lipsticks called "Lipalicious."

BEVERLY HILLS - Kris Kardashian-Jenner, the mother of the "K-Girls" Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney reportedly is not very good at the "Cheating Game."

According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres the 56-year-old Kardashian matriarch has been caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

Miss Zeppelin reports that Kris and an ex-flame Todd "The Fella" Waterman were recently spotted parked at the La Brea Tar Pits where the two were engaged in a bit of intimate rah-rah-rahing.

Kris later stated that she had met Waterman to see about purchasing an expensive hand-made fishing rod for her husband Bruce Jenner, 62.

She made it very clear that although she and Todd did at one time participate in some mattress frolicking that their latest meeting was strictly in regards to the fishing rod.

Kris pointed out that Todd is ten years younger than her and that unlike Demi Moore, Melanie Griffith, and Jennifer Lopez she is not into younger men and she actually hates the word cougar as well as the term May-December relationship.

Miss Zeppelin tried to contact Waterman to get his comments on the La Brea Tar Pits rendezvous but his answering service said that he had gone to Oxnard to sell one of his expensive hand-made fishing rods.

In Other News. Jay Leno has stated that the rumors that he is planning on going in for a chin reduction are absolutely false.

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